Fantasy basketball, anyone?

If you're interested in joining a fantasy basketball league on Yahoo, join the one that I'm in and you'll be guaranteed 10 TIMES MORE FUN!**

League ID is 91349. Password is mota. League name (which I didn't come up with, though I am definitely capable of coming up with such a name) is "Pack me a bowl". And if you're interested, my team is named "Spirit of Schintzius", in honor of the greatest mullet to ever bless the NBA with its presence.

** - completely unproven statistic

Who's more gassed about their own mediocre music?

Kevin Federline...


... or Jim Jones?


Watching them both sing and dance (well, as much as one can dance while seated) along to their respective songs, "Popozao!" (you don't really pronounce it right without the exclamation point) and "We Fly High" (BALLLIIIIIIIN!!), it's too tough to make that call, so y'all decide for yourselves. A few factors worth noting, though -- while Jones is visibly weeded and probably that much more excited as a result, Federline's drug of choice (I'm sure there is one) is unknown. Furthermore, Jones has reason to be so hyped up, considering that his song is actually getting some airplay on radio and TV with his album due out next month, whereas "Popozao!" has yet to be played anywhere outside of a recording studio.

My God, what have I done?

Since embedding YouTube videos seems to be the HOT SHIT! (echo) of "cool guy bloggers" nowadays, I figured I'd give it a shot with the only music video truly worthy of mention here. I still regret never breaking out any of these dance moves at an Isla Vista party.