Monday, July 23, 2007

Corruption is the new fairness

Professional sports' most heralded record is on the verge of being broken by a guy whose fetish for needles rivals only that of Richard Gere's for gerbils.

An NBA ref is having nightmares wondering who is going to merk him first -- a deranged Phoenix Suns' fan, or a dude with a nickname like "Noodles".

Radio DJs are getting cash prizes to play a song that sounds exactly like the last song they played (and got cash prizes for playing, at that).

And what was left of journalistic integrity was lost the day being a past fuck of Biggie's warranted 5 mics in The Source. (I bet Oprah's mad at me for saying that.)

Fairness is dead, as is everyone who used to embody it. Might as well try to make some money off of it.