I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury

So, my previous "Roll Call" post went off without a hitch, and when I say "hitch", I mean "large enough amount of responses from people". Not the Will Smith movie. That would have made no sense whatsoever.

Regardless of that, it's now back to what from here on out will be considered "normal" -- occasional posts of slight importance and continued reckless disregard for human life. Thanks to those of you who responded to the last post, except for whoever asked me to shave their balls -- that was just weird. I toast to you all, and more importantly...



TO BILL BRASKY!!